Over at Meeshka’s World, a call has been put out for new members into the HULA (Husky United Liberation Army). I am here to submit my application to this great organization!
1. Demonstrating Disruptive Behavior
Disrupting the humans lives is something I do on a regular basis. Here are some examples:
2. Cause Humans to freak out for no real reason
I’ve done this a few times due to my love for gastrointestinal adventures.
3. Destroy Something
Most notably is my crate in which I broke out of the metal one and got a new one, which I then began my slow process of trying to chew my way out of. I destroy toys on a regular basis and occasionally sticks/trees in the backyard. Also included are vacuum cleaners. Those things are EVIL!
4. Human behavior modification
I have taught the humans many many tricks to give me food.
5. Humans dress you up
Now I don’t allow this to happen very often, but this one time I let my guard down.
6. Love of Kleenex
Now I don’t have any photographic or blogging proof of this, but my humans can vouch that any kleenex or paper towel, or napkin gets shredded into a million pieces and left all over the floors. I’ll have them photograph it next time I get on a shredding frenzy!
So dear Meeshka, I hope you accept my application into HULA.